Haven’t had a writing competition for a while (purse strings in a bit of a knot) so thought I’d get one going to start off your newish year.
Okay doods and doodesses, and those in between, the competition is this:
Describe Hell in one sentence.
Your job, most excellent writer, is to give a chilling feel for Hell in ONE, yes ONE, sentence. Brownie points will be given for brevity but the winner will be the one who can instill a sense of dread and damnation in a just a few words. HINT: You don’t have to describe a physical place.
PLEASE NOTE: I got this idea whilst drinking scotch.
But how do I enter Ziggy?
Put your entry in the comments section below. You can enter as many times as you like. Entry is, as usual, FREE. All I ask is that you let your twitter/facebook/cult followers know about the competition and link them to it.
And what do I get Ziggy? For these six hundred and sixty six hours of blood, sweat and tears trying to think of just one sentence to describe the underlying essence of Hell and chill your dear readers to the bone?
The winner will get a £20 Amazon Voucher (or exchange rate equivalent), e-mailed to them the day the result is announced.
So, get writing doods and doodesses, before I renew my subscription to My Dog’s Dead Weekly.
The writing competition is open until the end of February. Whence I will call on Satan to judge your miserable attempts to describe his domain.
Now…back to me scotch…mmmmmmm…much nicer than fishcakes and rocket….hic…